Cinema sex

[young Ed]

have you n


Have you not seen Swedish Nymphos 3 ?

I tried Googling "Swedish Nymphos 3" just now. I take research quite seriously.

I was bounced to "Cold Weather Nymphos" who both seemed to be getting goose bumps by the side of the Baltic and having no fun at all.

Has Climate Change reached Sweden?

i just googled "Swedish Nymphos 3" on my mums computer! i closed the tab quicker than it took to load!
Cheers Ed

 

[jefmcg]

... and to tie in with some of the mysogeny threads, if a woman shags the hero of the film, she typically gets murdered soon after - punishment for immorality to appease the "Christian RIght" perhaps?

No, it's just getting an awkward character out of the way.

There's a Rambo film where a girl says to Rambo "take me with you to America". The kiss, and seconds later, while they are still embracing, she is kill in a hail of gun fire.

Can't have rambo slowed down by a girl, can we? But that proves that Rambo isn't gay.

 

[vernon]

I also remember the allure of the Emmanuelle films too!
Darlington cinema in the late 70s early 80s was the place to be for the men in brown macs with a steady right hand.
Not me I must stress

Are you from Darlo?

 

[theclaud]

I was sat next to a very friendly elderly lady one time on a flight to Los Angeles where she was going to visit her son who is a key grip (no, me neither) in Hollywood. She told me that her son's crew were filming a sex scene between Sylvester Stallone and Sharon Stone when the acting was forgotten about and they had full-on, no holds barred sex. The crew must be paid a lot as the lady was bought a first-class ticket to visit her son and she wouldn't have looked out of place at a WI meeting and seemed genuinely shocked at the news she'd received about the two film stars.

People who are eager to believe the voyeuristic fantasies of the key grip have probably been watching too much porn and/or not getting very much sex. You'll find there's a similar rumour attending every well-known movie sex scene.

 

[ColinJ]

People who are eager to believe the voyeuristic fantasies of the key grip have probably been watching too much porn and/or not getting very much sex. You'll find there's a similar rumour attending every well-known movie sex scene.

Are you thinking of the elderly mum or Paul ...?

 

[theclaud]

I can't think of a single cinema sex scene that was even remotely engaging or interesting. They are either quite spectacularly laughable or entirely embarrassing IMVVHO

Am I wrong?

We've done this before. I'll dig up the threads in a minute. Don't Look Now. Needless to say, the key grip told his mates in the pub he'd seen Julie Christie being f****d on that one as well. Although history doesn't relate whether he told his mum. I think Y Tu Mama Tambien deserves a mention too. The pool scene is Showgirls has to be one of the worst (in the risible sense).

 

[ufkacbln]

I had sex in a cinema once but that is not my subject today.
You must have noticed that when actors simulate sex in European films it does resemble reality somewhat yet in American movies - not so much.
I watched another one recently where the guy slams the girl up against the wall and she curls her legs around him and they do it without taking any clothes off and later when they have gone to bed and presumably seen one another naked she gets up wih the sheet around her breasts and goes to the bathroom to put his shirt on.
Did this ever happen to you?

Easily explained...............

It is to do with the audience that the film is marketed to, you gauge the scene to allow the widest audience

These are the guidelines for British Censorship

The sheet in your example would meant the difference between a 12A and 15 rating.

12A
Sex may be briefly and discreetly portrayed at 12A or 12. Verbal sex references should not go beyond what is suitable for young teenagers. Comedy may lessen the impact of some moderate sex references or innuendo but frequent crude sex references are unlikely to be accepted at this category. There may be nudity in 12A films but nudity in a sexual context should only be brief and discreet.

Sex and sex references are treated the same irrespective of sexuality

15
At 15 sexual activity can be portrayed, but usually without strong detail. Some sex scenes can be quite long at this category.

Though nudity may be allowed in a sexual context there will usually be no strong detail. There are no constraints on nudity in a non-sexual or educational context.

There can be strong references to sex and sexual behaviour, but especially strong or crude references are unlikely to be acceptable unless justified by context.

Sex and sex references are treated the same irrespective of sexuality

18
There can be strong and detailed portrayals of sex at 18, including full nudity. There are no constraints on nudity in a non-sexual or educational context.

Very strong, crude and explicit sex references are permitted at 18.

An 18 film or video might also contain depictions of real sex, as long as the film or video is not a sex work.

 

[jefmcg]

The pool scene is Showgirls has to be one of the worst (in the risible sense).

No! The dolphin-sex scene is one of the funniest moments in movie history.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xfoqgx_showgirls-pool-scene_redband

(skip forward to around 2.20. or watch the whole thing. or don't)

Mod edit: not a family-friendly video, so embedded video removed. You can follow the link if you want to see what was posted.

 

[Monsieur]

Are you from Darlo?

Sadly not - just spent a year or so there whilst at army training

 

[AndyRM]

I can't think of a single cinema sex scene that was even remotely engaging or interesting. They are either quite spectacularly laughable or entirely embarrassing IMVVHO

Am I wrong?

Answers on a postcard please.

Not cinema, but Leena Dunham's TV show 'Girls' has very honest sex scenes.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

The most laughable sex scenes are in porn films.

Wife gets home early and catches husband with the baby sitter, gets slightly annoyed and then joins in.

 

[stephec]

The most laughable sex scenes are in porn films.

Wife gets home early and catches husband with the baby sitter, gets slightly annoyed and then joins in.

What's even more laughable is how you can get a plumber round at a moments notice.

I don't see anything wrong with the above situation though.

 

[MarkF]

I am pretty sure Margo Stilley had sex in "Nine Songs", I wonder if she regrets it now?

 

[ufkacbln]

Depends how you look at regret...

BY doing something out f the normal standards - an obscure actress becomes a household name and this distinguishes her name from all the other obscure hopefuls.

This is not a bad career move, and although there will be that usual unpleasant "outrage" and paparrazzi interest

However if you can build on that and promote your career, then the benefits outweigh the disbenefits long term

Really the same method as Miley Cyrus is using at the moment

 

[theclaud]

I am pretty sure Margo Stilley had sex in "Nine Songs", I wonder if she regrets it now?

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2004/may/20/cannes2004.cannesfilmfestival