Clarkson Suspended...

[Turbo Rider]

Coogan

"I'm a comedian so people know it's ok to laugh along with me, wheras Clarkson and co aren't, so they actively endorse this behaviour and though I've appeared on the show three times, ignoring any issues which may have cropped up before and know the presenters well enough to have a well enough rounded opinion of them, I now think it's a problem, but still actually want to appear a fouth time...oh...and if there's a spare job, I'd probably quite like one please..."

 

[GrumpyGregry]

ask a footballer..they make a big thing about being touched with a fingertip..
as May said ,thought it was all something about nothing..

Assualt a copper when you're tired and hungry. Let us know how it works out for you.

 

[Tin Pot]

TMN territory but here goes.

If you are pro-clarkson and have signed the stupid petition how would you feel if someone assaulted you in the workplace and your boss said "Well we can't do anything because he is funny and popular and brings in loads of cash?"

(The "brings in loads of cash" was actually trotted out to me at London Metal Exchange in the mid-90's after a broker had thrown a large heavy monitor at me. I walked out. & said broker was there on the doorstep waving a wad of fifties in my face. I got my revenge a few days later.)

I am Mr funny/popular/brings in loads of cash, so the attitude works to my advantage.

Only an idiot picks a fight with Mr popular.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I am Mr funny/popular/brings in loads of cash, so the attitude works to my advantage.

Only an idiot picks a fight with Mr popular.

Characterising the victim of an assault by Mr Popular as an idiot.

Nice one.

 

[Tin Pot]

Characterising the victim of an assault by Mr Popular as an idiot.

Nice one.

HTH.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

HTH.

Nope. You've lost me. Again.

 

[Levo-Lon]

[QUOTE 3587240, member: 45"]James May, who was there when it happened. But was not there when it happened.[/QUOTE]

you have all the answers..you call clarkson a narsasist? But your Ave would sugest your one too..
have fun..I like threads like this with the keyboard warriors getting all angry..

Ive been arested plenty of times GG..so what,clarkson Hasn't

 

[GrumpyGregry]

you have all the answers..you call clarkson a narsasist? But your Ave would sugest your one too..
have fun..I like threads like this with the keyboard warriors getting all angry..

Ive been arested plenty of times GG..so what,clarkson Hasn't

Ah. So you are NOT a 'keyboard warrior', but a group of people, most of whom you've never met and know nothing about are. Gotcha.
Like I said, assault a copper when you're tired and hungry and let us know how you get on.

In the meantime do you think you could stop assaulting the English language?

 

[Brandane]

Assualt a copper when you're tired and hungry. Let us know how it works out for you.

You would go to court and get a slap on the wrist; the courts these days appear to regard being assaulted as a part of their job.
I speak from years of experience. Being on the receiving end that is, not the assailant!

 

[Turbo Rider]

You would go to court and get a slap on the wrist; the courts these days appear to regard being assaulted as a part of their job.
I speak from years of experience. Being on the receiving end that is, not the assailant!

Damn...that was my emergency back up plan if I ever end up on the streets...that or stealing bricks from building sites and bricking car windows in...nothing like a bit of free accommodation...

 

[david k]

Top gear has been sold over the years as a motoring review / journalism show. The 3 faces are all newspaper columnists and rooted in the journalism field, they are not perceived as actors playing a part but as themselves presenting a *pseudo* journalistic product.

You and I may have the balanced and nuanced view to see Top Gear as it really is, a comedy vehicle for pantomime characters but many people just haven't got that perspective.

I understand your point and feel you have made it well, however I believe the point is overstated. Nobody watched top gear and doesn't realise their corsa on a road cannot replicate a super car on a track.

We cannot pamper to those who cannot tell the difference or we would show barely anything on TV

It's an entertainment programme, silly stupid, predictable but funny

 

[Brandane]

Damn...that was my emergency back up plan if I ever end up on the streets...that or stealing bricks from building sites and bricking car windows in...nothing like a bit of free accommodation...

Just come up to Glasgow and sing a bigotted football song and that will earn you 4 months of free full board at Her Majesty's (Nicola Sturgeon's) pleasure.

Proper crime is soooo last year my friend. That can all be robustly dealt with by therapy, community service, or just taking no proceedings because the prisons are full to bursting with these pesky singers.

 

[Turbo Rider]

Just come up to Glasgow and sing a bigotted football song and that will earn you 4 months of free full board at Her Majesty's (Nicola Sturgeon's) pleasure.

Proper crime is soooo last year my friend. That can all be robustly dealt with by therapy, community service, or just taking no proceedings because the prisons are full to bursting with these pesky singers.

Gosh...surprised they didn't just give them recording contracts in this day and age...or a TV show...with fast cars and fast laps, fun adventures and...oh...job taken...but look...might be vacant soon...hmm...as for me...I'll have to resort to camping instead...camping and foraging...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Cyclist33]

Indeed... far be it from Coogan to pick an easy subject to ironically mock by pretending to be one.