XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
I was round at XmrsIS's place this afternoon, fixing her bike in the garden while she was having a late lunch in the dining room.
I finished up, came up the stairs and into the living room ... and I realised she had not heard me ... she didn't know I was right behind her!!! And, oh, wonderful fortune ... just then I felt a huge sneeze coming on!!!!
Well, I let that bad-boy of a sneeze out with a huge *RAAAASHOO* ...
XmrsIS did something I've never seen anyone do before ... her whole body spasmed, she threw her fork into the air, made a gargling sound and spat her food out and then made a noise like "ooooarghguhuuurgurooo!" as she half spun round in her chair while falling off it at the same time, grabbed onto the table cloth and almost ended up wearing her lunch.
Needless to say I had to hold myself to stop myself from peeing and I was convulsed with laughter to the point where you laugh but no sound comes out.
Sheer class.
I finished up, came up the stairs and into the living room ... and I realised she had not heard me ... she didn't know I was right behind her!!! And, oh, wonderful fortune ... just then I felt a huge sneeze coming on!!!!
Well, I let that bad-boy of a sneeze out with a huge *RAAAASHOO* ...
XmrsIS did something I've never seen anyone do before ... her whole body spasmed, she threw her fork into the air, made a gargling sound and spat her food out and then made a noise like "ooooarghguhuuurgurooo!" as she half spun round in her chair while falling off it at the same time, grabbed onto the table cloth and almost ended up wearing her lunch.
Needless to say I had to hold myself to stop myself from peeing and I was convulsed with laughter to the point where you laugh but no sound comes out.
Sheer class.