Closer to death than Branson

[Tin Pot]

For us to believe you were close to death you need to post a picture of someone else's broken leg all mangled up on the floor

And I'm pretty certain it can't have been "nearly killed" if it wasn't a helmet wot saved your life.

 

[Drago]

Won't be suing. Injury is very minor, and I'm not in favour of people suing for incredibly minor and transient aches and pains. I'll be happy to see him explain his actions to the beak.

 

[Drago]

Ah, I see. I'm clearly delirious, far more injured than i'd thought.

 

[screenman]

Wealthy retired policeman come on here looking for sympathy, no way.

Give us your mates number, it takes ages to get a police person out here, 2 1/2 hours when I suspect a burglary just down the road.

In truth I am glad you are not too damaged.

 

[Drago]

Well, the young bobby had been and gone. He's going to find matey, stick an interview on him, and TFBR him for any offences disclosed. Lets see what transpires.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Couldn't get in the Doctors today. 8am, first day of the new week, all the junkies are clogging up the phone trying to get their methadone,.

Got to be the best line i've heard in a long while!!

 

[doog]

Well, the young bobby had been and gone. He's going to find matey, stick an interview on him, and TFBR him for any offences disclosed. Lets see what transpires.

What offence are you looking at mate ?....This has NFA all over it once the CPS get their grubby hands on it..

 

[Brains]

With the compo, I think an 'investment' of £327 (+ return air fare and a couple of nights B&B) will resolve the issue permanently.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-37172002

 

[Drago]

What offence are you looking at mate ?....This has NFA all over it once the CPS get their grubby hands on it..

Careless, fail to stop injury rtc, summit like that.

 

[mybike]

For us to believe you were close to death you need to post a picture of someone else's broken leg all mangled up on the floor

For us to believe you were close to death you need to post a picture of someone else's broken leg all mangled up on the floor

Twice.

 

[subaqua]

Hope you get the chance to sort the twunt.

Sadly the Met and CPS decided the twunt who deliberately drove into me knocking me off isn't worthy of prosecution.

Still hasn't responded to my insurer either about recompense for buckled wheels and broken lights.

 

[Drago]

Been to the GP. As usual, she couldn't wait to get my trousers off, even if it was only to look at the leg.

She thinks it's no great shakes, reckons the leg is still not totally stable from the injury earlier in the year, and I've probably just tweaked it a bit. A few days of ice and anti inflammatory and it's likely i'll be as fit and sexy as before. Which isn't very fit or sexy...