Cock a doodle bollocks!

[Markymark]

Buy a fox and let nature take its course.

 

[classic33]

I might get a few ostriches. They probably don't make much noise, the scrambled eggs will provide me with a sufficient meal after a bike ride, and I can ride them to work if I don't fancy cycling.

How did you lock it up?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Clucky guys!

FTFY

 

[swee'pea99]

Guinea pigs don't lay eggs? Well that explains it. Fair enough.

 

[Cubist]

Yes, thems don't understand that you don't need a cock to get eggs.

Maybe not, but hens with access to a cock tend to be happier hens, and it's great for winding up the townies.

 

[perplexed]

Give me the sound of chickens (including cockerels!) over the sound of yapping dogs any day... The neighbours have some and we love 'em!

 

[coffeejo]

Maybe not, but hens with access to a cock tend to be happier hens

Not necessarily.

and it's great for winding up the townies.

Oh yes! Though I would question the need for a cockerel in a city garden.

 

[pawl]

Sitting here in trendy North London in my ground floor office that backs onto the garden and all I can hear is cock a bloody doodle bleedin' do.

"Ooh, let's get some chickens. It would be good for the children to take an interest and look after, and we'd get eggs too!"

What's wrong with guinea pigs, that's what I'd like to know.

Grrrrr!

Thank your lucky stars it's not a Peacock.Live near one and ear defenders are essential.

A farm approximately 2miles away had Peacocks and could be heard clearly with a following wind

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Give me the sound of chickens (including cockerels!) over the sound of yapping dogs any day... The neighbours have some and we love 'em!

Agree with this. Our neighbours have an aggressively yappy little dog that never shuts up. It gets thrown into the garden when they're home and only allowed inside last thing at night or when they go out. I tried one of those anti-barking ultrasonic devices but it made no difference. Bloody thing.

 

[ColinJ]

Give me the sound of chickens (including cockerels!) over the sound of yapping dogs any day... The neighbours have some and we love 'em!

I have neighbours who own a very yappy dog and who also shout a lot. Sometimes they shout at the dog. Sometimes they shout at each other about the dog. At other times they just shout about other things ... I'm sure I once heard the man shout at his wife that there must be something going on because she hadn't shouted at him that day!

 

[Globalti]

"Doctor, doctor, I've got trouble with my aviaries!"

"Don't you mean ovaries, Mrs Smith?"

"No, my aviaries!"

"Okay, let's have a look...... hmmm... looks like there's been a cockatoo up here!"

Boom boom.

 

[Moodyman]

Err Guinea pigs don't lay eggs ?

Or taste nice roasted.

 

[Dayvo]

It's the bloody magpies that annoy me. Terrible screeching racket at all hours.

My catapults come in handy and my aim is getting better, which keeps them at bay. Still no broken windows or blinded noisy kids - yet.

 

[Kestevan]

Or taste nice roasted.

Wanna bet....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

My catapults come in handy and my aim is getting better, which keeps them at bay. Still no broken windows or blinded noisy kids - yet.

Keep trying Dayvo.