Coin your own saying, cliche, or truism

[DRM]

For my next trick I require five loaves, two fish and a multitude.

He's not the messiah, he's a naughty boy!

 

[Gwylan]

"If your leg looks like it's going to drop off, let me know" - often said to my son when he was little and often ended up with grazed knees, bruised shins etc from being too enthusiastic on his bike.

Can you see the bone?

Is there a large pool of blood?

 

[Gwylan]

Every silver lining requires a cloud!

 

[Oldhippy]

Gawd blimey missus! Three and six! It's daylight robbery I tell ya!

 

[Gwylan]

Where there's a will there's a scrounging relative

 

[Gwylan]

Gawd blimey missus! Three and six! It's daylight robbery I tell ya!

Standing up or sitting down?

 

[Drago]

If at first you don't succeed, pay a qualified person to do it.

 

[Drago]

A bad workman blames his boss and involves the union.

A dog is a man's best friend, and an emergency food source in the event of civil unrest.

Charity begins at the Salvation Army store.

Crime does not pay, unless you're good at it.

Horses for courses, or as a side dish from Tesco.

 

[MontyVeda]

not mine but a friend always says "It's not exactly rocking horse science is it!"

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Cheese makes a bloody useless hammer.

 

[Drago]

A stitch in time saves half past nine.

 

[Gwylan]

Cheese makes a bloody useless hammer.

Hammers make bad cheese sandwiches too.

 

[mistyoptic]

Don’t bend down to look at the alien in the pool

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Pocket billiards, the game that can be played by two and comes with its own cue!

 

[Chris S]

Don’t bend down to look at the alien in the pool

Don't bend down to read the graffiti in public toilets.