Come on CC members, where are the horse burger jokes?

[Globalti]

Standards are slipping on this forum!

I've just been to the fridge to check the sell-by date on my burgers....and they're off!

Mine are with added shergar.... next week I'll buy some my Lidl pony burgers.....

 

[EltonFrog]

Standards are slipping on this forum!

I've just been to the fridge to check the sell-by date on my burgers....and they're off!

Mine are with added shergar.... next week I'll buy some my Lidl pony burgers.....

And you talk about standards slipping!

 

[srw]

Where they belong:

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/wh...meat-in-tescos-hamburgers.121892/post-2258068

 

[MacB]

I thought you were too busy joking about helicopter crashes

 

[Globalti]

Oh, Okay but that's in Current Affairs so once again it's a SERIOUS discussion.

 

[martint235]

They've removed the Veggie burgers too cos they were found to contain UniQuorn.

 

[Night Train]

They've removed the Veggie burgers too cos they were found to contain UniQuorn.

 

[srw]

They've removed the Veggie burgers too cos they were found to contain UniQuorn.

It was only vaguely funny the first time you made that joke.

On a separate note, Tesco are now removing their Veggie burgers from sale. They were found to contain traces of UniQuorn!

 

[Fnaar]

Despite all the bad publicity, Tesco say their burger sales remain stable

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Please, don't, Facebook is littered with them, each less funny than the last.

 

[sdr gb]

Please, don't, Facebook is littered with them, each less funny than the last.

Couldn't agree more, it's just flogging a dead horse.

 

[srw]

Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony
— bruce lawson (@brucel) January 16, 2013
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The only funny one out of the Guardian list:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2013/jan/16/horsemeat-burgers-best-worst-jokes​

 

[Fnaar]

Tesco sent customers an email about potential horse meat in burgers, but it got marked as spam.

 

[Aperitif]

It was only vaguely funny the first time you made that joke.

This from the archetypal 'neighsayer'.
Burgers are the sort of thing to eat 'on the hoof' as Martin and many of our cycling hardcore know. I'll digest the 'clever people's thread' Wendy time comes...or maybe not.

 

[Ron-da-Valli]

I had some of those Cockney horse burgers, they went right through me. had to go for a pony and trap!