Come on CC members, where are the horse burger jokes?

[srw]

Traces of camel found in dodgy desserts - bacterian infection the likely cause.

You're not putting it down to poor hygeine at the dromedairy then?

 

[goo_mason]

Here you go, Arch - don't think I've seen these on here yet:

Tesco Burgers come recommended by the Galloping Gourmet.

Does it make you a cannibal if you just ate a burger with 15 hands?

The wife's been on at me all evening to cook these three Tesco rump steaks - two medium, and one rare. Nag, nag, bloody nag.

Tesco burgers may contain horsemeat, but their burger buns are purebread.

Tesco: the idiom 'horses for courses' is not a reference to starters & mains.

 

[compo]

The biggest joke has to be that Tesco didn't know.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

On the shelf, next to the Not Poodle

When it comes to eating Not Poodle, are you a spooner or a forker?

 

[Aperitif]

Dirty Larry is to blame. It must be true.

How else is one supposed to make ends meat?

 

[Aperitif]

When it comes to eating Not Poodle, are you a spooner or a forker?

Have a straw poll - there'll not be much difference in taste! Spare a thought too, for the poor old sausage dog, who has hardly got a leg to stand on.

 

[CharlieB]

Canter we find at least one joke that's funny?
They make me bridle.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Canter we find at least one joke that's funny?
They make me bridle.

I liked some of them. Still, as they say, horses for courses....

 

[Aperitif]

Canter we find at least one joke that's funny?
They make me bridle.

Another one with hardly a leg to stand on...how are you, Charles?

 

[Arch]

Here you go, Arch - don't think I've seen these on here yet:

Tesco Burgers come recommended by the Galloping Gourmet.

Does it make you a cannibal if you just ate a burger with 15 hands?

The wife's been on at me all evening to cook these three Tesco rump steaks - two medium, and one rare. Nag, nag, bloody nag.

Tesco burgers may contain horsemeat, but their burger buns are purebread.

Tesco: the idiom 'horses for courses' is not a reference to starters & mains.

Thank you!

 

[CharlieB]

Another one with hardly a leg to stand on...how are you, Charles?

Spurred on by the level of humour on this thread, the going's good at the moment, ta, 'Teef!

 

[thom]

I liked some of them. Still, as they say, horses for courses....

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner (photo finish) !

 

[Minotier]

I was in the Tesco cafeteria and the waitress asked if 'I would like anything on my Tesco burger'?
I said ' A fiver each way'!
I'll get my horse blanket.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

I went into Tescos today and found something more offensive than horse meat burgers..........................................

A Lance Armstrong autiobiography.

 

[Aperitif]

I went into Tescos today and found something more offensive than horse meat burgers..........................................

A Lance Armstrong autiobiography.

Another something that has thrown it's rider in its lifetime then...