Come on, fellas! Own up . . .

[Jane Smart]

Dayvo it does rather beg the question, what on earth were you googling to get that?

 

[Dayvo]

I knew someone would ask!

And the true answer is, I was looking for a modern-day equivalent of Arch's breeches comment on her favourite historic fashion; HONEST!

I googled fat holidaymakers (looking for said persons sporting their modern and very trendy () pirate or 3/4 length chav wear.

HONEST!

 

[Jane Smart]

I knew someone would ask!

And the true answer is, I was looking for a modern-day equivalent of Arch's breeches comment on her favourite historic fashion; HONEST!

I googled fat holidaymakers (looking for said persons sporting their modern and very trendy () pirate or 3/4 length chav wear.

HONEST!

And we believe a tall story like that??



( edited because of spelling error, making my reply more senseless than usual )

 

[snapper_37]

Suppose it's like riding an Apollo MTB.

Ok for a bit of fun, but you don't want your mates finding out .....

At least you wouldn't have to roll the Apollo in flour and aim for the wet bit

 

[PaulB]

It wouldn't be so much like throwing a sausage up a backstreet as flicking a grain of rice into outer space, that.

 

[montage]

NO!

I was at work!

Well they say when you do this kind of work for a living, you had better take every customer you can for the ca$h

 

[ComedyPilot]

Looks like one of them 'new fangled' cycle racks.

[puts glasses on]


....................errrr



bleurgh

 

[snapper_37]

It wouldn't be so much like throwing a sausage up a backstreet as flicking a grain of rice into outer space, that.

I know, it's strange isn't it. A big lady = a big pussy - why is that? I'd have thought that a skinny slag would be able to take a bottle up sidewards and all that.

 

[trustysteed]

I know, it's strange isn't it. A big lady = a big pussy - why is that? I'd have thought that a skinny slag would be able to take a bottle up sidewards and all that.

perhaps that ? needs a poll dedicated to it?

 

[PaulB]

I know, it's strange isn't it. A big lady = a big pussy - why is that? I'd have thought that a skinny slag would be able to take a bottle up sidewards and all that.

Admit it, you copied that from "Wuthering Heights", didn't you?

 

[snapper_37]

Admit it, you copied that from "Wuthering Heights", didn't you?

No, it was from PaulB's 'Worth-it Heights'.

 

[trustysteed]

No, it was from PaulB's 'Worth-it Heights'.

i think the novel was 'Width-It Tights' actually

 

[Lisa21]

Dayvo I would like a word with you. Outside...NOW....


Remember the tan thread???
If you go back into it I think you will see I posted that picture there. It was Comedy Pilot and I on our very first date and I am most upset that you have used it without asking our permission

 

[ComedyPilot]

And there's me thinking the breathlessness was asthma?

 

[Lisa21]

And there's me thinking the breathlessness was asthma?

Im not sure im talking to you..... a few posts up you likened my derriere to a cycle-rack