I am a bit of an humbug when it comes to Christmas, the whole thing, too much spent needlessly, it starts too early, the decorations are a pain in the neck, Christmas Day involves most of the family turning up at our house, its chaos, enough food to feed the street, a lot of it wasted, I keep threatening that we will go away for Christmas, but I think Mrs Afnug likes all the chaos and needless spending, the pubs are full of amateur drinkers, I am glad when its over.