Comedy moment

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by buggi, 23 Apr 2010.

  1. buggi

    buggi Bird Saviour

    Location:
    Solihull
    Woman fell down the stairs at my work place. Not funny in itself BUT....

    the lids came off the two tins of paint she was carrying covering her, the stairs and the walls :laugh: :wacko: :sad: :biggrin:

    Pure p!ss your pants comedy moment

    (she's ok by the way, but the ensuing preliminary investigation has, to everyone's horror, concluded she was not using the handrail tut tut :biggrin:)
     
  2. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    And on hearing that verdict, was she overcome with emulsion??
     
  3. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Location:
    Penarth, Wales
    No, because she realised that they were trying to gloss over the incident!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Mad Doug Biker

    Mad Doug Biker Bikeoholics Anonymous

    Location:
    Craggy Island
    BADUMM KISH!!

    Thankyou thankyou!, we'll be here all week!!
     
  5. Norm

    Norm Guest

    My wife walked into the house after a shopping trip about 10 years ago, loaded with shopping. She felt a bag of donuts slipping from under her arm so just dropped what was in her other hand to catch the donuts.

    Of course, what was in the other hand was a tin of gloss black exterior wood paint.

    She remarked, when we were trying to clear it up, that it had spread a long way. My reply was "Well, it was meant to be enough for two coats on the garage doors, so I'd hope it would be enough to cover a fair amount of carpet."

    I honestly believe that there is no situation that my wife could not make worse. But the donuts were nice, though.
     
  6. There was about half a mile of the M6 near Keele Jackson Pollocked with paint of many different colours a few years back. It had obviously fallen off the back of a passing truck and gone everywhere - all over the road, the crash barriers, the lampposts, the roadsigns ... It actually looked quite nice.:biggrin:
     
  7. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    Very good!
     
  8. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    This thread doesn't laquer funny story of two.....


    Sorry, its a bit early for me.
     
  9. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    Location:
    Thumberland
    (remonds me of...) a lorry has shed its load of onions on the M1. Police are advising drivers to find a hard shoulder to cry on :sad:
     
  10. dan_bo

    dan_bo How much does it cost to Oldham?

    Location:
    Failsworth
    I was coming back from liverpool a few weeks ago and a lorry had dumped its load of potatoes on the M62.....the car had chips all over it.
     
  11. sheddy

    sheddy Guru

    Location:
    Suffolk
  12. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Location:
    Manchester, UK
    :tongue::biggrin::biggrin: That's so bad, it's good! :biggrin:
     
  13. Renard

    Renard Guest

    Some of them actually look quite nice!
     
  14. swee'pea99

    swee'pea99 Legendary Member

    Reminds me of a great letter I saw in the paper, probably 25 years ago now come to think of it, went something like: 'Aren't these new spray paints wonderful. I decided my lamp could do with brightening up, so I got a can, and in less than five minutes I'd sprayed the lamp, the table, one of the chairs, a section of carpet, part of the curtain, and the cat. Imagine how long it would have taken to do all that by hand!'
     
  15. Greedo

    Greedo Guest

    Sounds like she had a brush with danger and will be walking on eggshell(s) from now on. Thank you and good night!!! for tour dates go to www.greedocomedytour.co.uk
     
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