Comfort comes at long last!

[PaulB]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...e-condoms-sale-Tesco-overwhelming-demand.html

And about time too, I say!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

No XXL?

 

[ComedyPilot]

They'll only be sold exclusively at 400 Tesco stores. Then why the Dutch and German writing on the front?

 

[PaulB]

Apparently Winston Churchill insisted that when condoms from Britain went as part of our assistance package to the Soviets during WWII they had "extra small" stamped on them to make the Ruskies think the Brits were supermen.

 

[Globalti]

Fact: for years condoms sold in the UK have had a BS kitemark at the bottom.

.....but I don't suppose you guys ever need to roll yours down far enough to know that, eh?

 

[Bigtwin]

Just like Starbucks et al. Labelling medium sized things as big things to make you think you are getting better value.

 

[addictfreak]

Thank god, bin liners were costing me a fortune!

 

[buggi]

1mm wider??? O MY GOD... I don't think I could take that !!



no doubt pregnancies will now increase because young blokes will be too embarrassed to buy "average size" and the condoms will slip off.

 

[Chuffy]

1mm wider??? O MY GOD... I don't think I could take that !!

Ah. So the rumours about you having to attach a plank across the buttocks of your suitors are just that, rumours...

 

[Bigtwin]

1mm wider??? O MY GOD... I don't think I could take that !!

Not surprised. 1mm is this much: [..........................]

 

[Apeman]

Cut the ends off and use them as arm warmers!!!!!!