'Common Crimes' of 2018

[Beebo]

He's quite a playful charater, but a terrible snob. Nothing is to be taken too seriously.

View: https://youtu.be/jEuZuQMHV68

 

[Cycleops]

Come along now, dont be unkind, that's his riding gear and the cuffs are double to wear with cufflinks. In his circle if you don't ride (I don't mean a bike) you're simply out.
Obviously not too tolerant of the tiresome lower orders!
He seems to have broken one of his taboos, the house tour.
So I take it not many of you will be rushing out to buy his tea towel?

 

[roadrash]

So I take it not many of you will be rushing out to buy his tea towel?

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only if I can use it to throttle him

 

[colly]

So I take it not many of you will be rushing out to buy his tea towel?

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Not even to wipe my s**** ar*e on.

 

[Cycleops]

In spite of everything I think he might be an interesting person to sit opposite at a dinner table.

 

[booze and cake]

.....only if its one of those stately home dinner tables that's 100 yards long, and even then I don't think he'd be far enough away.

Looks like David Dickenson cast in a Jilly Cooper novel.

 

[raleighnut]

Is it me, or has he pooped in his strides?

That's to save on hand washing