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Community service

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by rich p, 21 May 2008.

  1. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    When the ne'er-do-wells get a community service order, what do they have to do? Scrub the pavements clean with a toothbrush, paint the double yellow lines with childrens paintbrush?
    Any idea?
  2. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    York, UK
    I thought it was stuff like graffiti cleaning, litter picking, painting fences, that sort of stuff
  3. snorri

    snorri Legendary Member

    General maintenance of local authority grounds, tend gardens for pensioners, take very long smoke breaks, eye up the passing talent and exchange info on drug availability.:tongue:
  4. domtyler

    domtyler Über Member

    The young girls are generally forced into prostitution and the boys have to wipe arses in a care home.
  5. tdr1nka

    tdr1nka Taking the biscuit

    Dom, sometimes your world view has me worry for your daughter.
  6. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    you got given community service rich?!:biggrin: What did you do?
  7. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    They fish trolleys out of the cut
  8. dantheman

    dantheman New Member

  9. purpleR

    purpleR Senior Member

    They came round to my place of work once and painted the walls (really quite badly) for us.
  10. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    I could tell you the proper sensible answer, but that's maybe not what you want...
  11. Yellow Fang

    Yellow Fang Guru

    You paint schools, thin out trees, have long coffee breaks and watch football focus if there's a telly about. If they then decide you can be trusted, you can work in charity shops transferring clothes from one hanger to another or sorting out books. If you're really lucky then you might help out being a spare adult for the boys brigade. Supervised work groups are the least boring, although you're more likely to meet some women in the charity shops.
  12. OP
    rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    I was sort of hoping for the real answer and thought I might flush out some humour and knee jerk responses along the way. Trolling I suppose!
  13. Mort

    Mort Interstellar Overalls

    Why, have you been given one Rich? ;)
  14. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Probation counts as a Community Service Order, it doesn't have to involve actual work.
  15. OP
    rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    no, but someone has graffitied the side of our building and set off a train of thought