1/
Never, ever, acknowledge your opponent
2/
Keep your breathing inaudible, even if your lungs are bursting
3/
If you burn up three commuters at the lights and beat them to the brow of the hill, that's technically a win. Any old bugger can cycle downhill, even if one of them passes you smugly going downhill you beat them to the apex so you're the winner
Never, ever, acknowledge your opponent
2/
Keep your breathing inaudible, even if your lungs are bursting
3/
If you burn up three commuters at the lights and beat them to the brow of the hill, that's technically a win. Any old bugger can cycle downhill, even if one of them passes you smugly going downhill you beat them to the apex so you're the winner