Complaining with humour

[swee'pea99]

I'm not quick-witted enough for this kind of thing, but I love to hear about it...

My sister was in the chip shop with a friend, who unwrapped the package to add salt & vinegar. 'You sure the fish was dead when you put it in, mate?' he asked. The bloke looked understandably baffled: 'course it was, what you on about?' 'It's eaten all the chips.' The bloke rolled his eyes but gave him another scoop.

 

[stoatsngroats]

In a chinese takeaway, many years ago, my friend asked for 'Flied Lice..!' and recieved the very chinese response..
"Don't say Flied Lice, you Plick!"

 

[PaulB]

I was in a Chinese restaurant and the waiter asked me how my steak was and I said it was rubbery. "Thank you velly much" he replied.

 

[Amanda P]

I was in a Chinese the other day. I asked for fish and chips.

"You want salt and pepper on them?" the guy asked.

"Yes please", I said. He reached into one trouser pocket and sprinkled on some salt from there. Then he reached into the other trouser pocket, produced some pepper and sprinkled that on.

The bloke behind me in the queue leaned over my shoulder and whispered,

"For Gawd's sake, mate, don't ask for vinegar".


(None of the above is true).

 

[Dayvo]

The bloke behind me in the queue leaned over my shoulder and whispered,

"For Gawd's sake, mate, don't ask for vinegar".

A bit like this, if you remember the sketch!


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgdmlqT5eUI

 

[rich p]

I was in a Chinese shop the other day and asked for a packet of crisps and he noticed I had a plaster on my hand. He said to me sore finger? I said, no, cheese and onion

 

[Chappy]

My mums favourite is to ask do you do liver? To which the answer is no we Chicken or Pork

 

[Mr Pig]

On a works night out many years ago one of the guys was unhappy about the amount of topping on his pizza, so he splattered it all over the wall behind the counter!

On another occasion one of them peed in the hallway of a Chinese restaurant. I stopped going out with them some years ago.

 

[Headgardener]

[quote name='swee'pea99']I'm not quick-witted enough for this kind of thing, but I love to hear about it...

My sister was in the chip shop with a friend, who unwrapped the package to add salt & vinegar. 'You sure the fish was dead when you put it in, mate?' he asked. The bloke looked understandably baffled: 'course it was, what you on about?' 'It's eaten all the chips.' The bloke rolled his eyes but gave him another scoop.[/quote] Good one.

 

[threefingerjoe]

And the answer to the question, "Do you have reservations?" is "Yes, but we decided to eat here, anyway."