Help please! I have to make a presentation on Monday for the 50th birthday of a female colleague. Having witnessed various awful attempts at best man's speeches and other presentations over the years where the speaker tries to embarrass the victim, I am going to say genuine nice things about the lady (she is nice anyway!) but for a bit of humour I thought I might chuck in the old thing about a woman aged 30 being like the jungles of Africa, etc etc. Trouble is I can't find it on the web. Anybody got any pointers or any other suggestions?