Alembicbassman
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Can't ride bikes either
But this may be Holland 


As I know you are 'job', do you think that this might be a Government ploy to reduce numbers further @Cubist ??From Sept onwards all officers will be required to take a fitness test annually.
these look fit !!
It's actually Force policy in most Forces when you're out of the Police station I thinkWhy do they wear stab proof vests all the time? Some copper came to my house the other year,about some minor incident,(i was a witness not the perpetrator)I told him he was safe to take off his stab proof vest,but he said that he'd rather not as "attacks can happen at anytime by anyone"! Charming that we're all classed as potential knife wielding nutters!
Ha, ha, ha.Yes, fit, dressed in uniform, and shorts.Is it just me, or is it warm today.
I would not be a Heckler but I would like to know where they keep their Koch.
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Hang on that's not fair, why do none of my colleagues look like that ???these look fit !!
That's certainly true for uniformed officers in my Force.It's actually Force policy in most Forces when you're out of the Police station I think
typical bloody women!It dosn't help their image when you get female officers sueing because the guns are too big or tripping over a paving stone whilst chasing somebody !
?these look fit !!
Ach well that's me blown out ; only one out of three boxes ticked!There will be no retirement for me, ever
... unless I find myself a wealthy, retired young ... policeman!![]()
Oh no way Sara!Rich man with a weak heart, that's what you need Pat!
I'm willing to compromiseAch well that's me blown out ; only one out of three boxes ticked!![]()