I sympathise somewhat with the Police's attitude.
When I worked for a well known mobile phone company the number of numpties calling to report they'd lost their phone when they left it on the table or bar in a pub when they went to the toilet was amazing. As the Insurers had us record exactly what they said, the first time they called we knew they'd not be covered. Telling said numpty that we'd sell him a replacement for anything from £80 to £


always got a great reaction! My return reaction was always. Well you left an item worth £xx on the table in a pub. Would you leave that much in notes in the same place?
Of course they wouldn't. Insurers require due care of the item, as I told the guy who 'lost his' after he threw it out of the window of a moving car somewhere between Dover and Folkestone 'Cos it kept ringing while he was driving'!! I kid you not. He was less than chuffed when I told him the insurers wouldn't cover it.

