Corrupt A Wish

[Markymark]

You are prime minister but have to wear David Cameron's pants and sleep with Sam Cam.

I wish I never get caught in the rain on my bike.

 

[classic33]

You will never get caught in the rain on your bike as you have no bike.

I wish I could sleep.

 

[Shortmember]

You can sleep... but only in a bed shared with a flatulent,curry scoffing,beer swilling Manchester United supporter.

I wish I wasn't so good looking.

 

[welsh dragon]

Your not , you look like a baboons arse and everyone laughs at you

I wish it was summer again

 

[Spinney]

It is now the wettest summer on record.

I wish I could concentrate on my work...

 

[Archie_tect]

That's not work, it's disorganised shuffling...
I wish I was more predictable.

 

[classic33]

you are more predictable, More than you realise people realise.
I wish I could sleep?

 

[TheDoctor]

You can sleep - that's the good news.
We're having you put to sleep - not so good.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

[classic33]

You can sleep - that's the good news.
We're having you put to sleep - not so good.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

You don't have to go to work tomorrow - you were fired on Friday. Your P45 is in the post.

I wish I had the winning numbers for this weeks Wednesday lottery draw on Tuesday. The day before the draw.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

You have the winning numbers and have a share in the £5M jackpot. Unfortunately 10,000,000 other people picked the same numbers - your share is fifty pence.

I wish I could build a successful business.

 

[welsh dragon]

You bought a very successful business, but it went bust three weeks after you bought it.

I wish it would stop raining

 

[classic33]

It will stop raining, but then it will start snowing.

I wish I could had phils old rickshaw.

 

[welsh dragon]

You have phils old rickshaw. However it has just fallen apart.

I wish it would now stop snowing

 

[classic33]

It has stopped snowing - however the tilt of the earth means no more sun on this side of the planet.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of genuine £20 notes.

 

[welsh dragon]

You have a wallet that never runs out of £20 notes.however it is counterfeit

I wish my spelling was better