Corrupt A Wish

[GM]

You must be invisible, I can't see you.

I wish I was 18 again!

 

[classic33]

You are18 again
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoX1VkkPQOc
, you now have this song going round & round inside your head

I wish I was back in Old Ireland.

 

[Shortmember]

You will go back to Old Ireland, unfortunately it will be at the time of Oliver Cromwell's conquest of the country.

I wish I could time travel back to 1993 with all the lottery results in my pocket.

 

[classic33]

You can travel back in time, with the lottery results, to 1993. Unfortunatly you took the results from 1993 onwards with you.

I wish I had more time on my hands?

 

[welsh dragon]

You have all the time in the world. However you don't know what to do with it.

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[classic33]

You know what to wish for, but you'll always forget by the time it comes to typing it out.

I wish I had a Zem 2

 

[Shortmember]

You will be presented with a Zen 2 as a retirement gift, but at the age of 66 you will not be capable of pedalling a bike that weighs nearly a 100 lbs, so you'll have to employ a chauffeur to do all the leg work.

I wish I could afford a brand new extra large jock strap.

 

[classic33]

You can afford the brand new extra large jock strap, unfortunately you have no further use for it.

I wish I had a ZEM 4 so that my chauffeur will not have to do all the leg work himself.

 

[colly]

You have a Zem 4 but your chauffeur won't let you play with it.

I wish I knew what a Zem 4 or indeed a Zem anything was.

 

[classic33]

You now know what a ZEM 4 is, However having bought it you no longer like it.

I wish my chauffeur would do the job he's being employed to do.

 

[Shortmember]

Your chauffeur is doing the job he was employed to do.If you'd read the small print in his contract of employment you would've seen that he is only required to pedal on flat roads and downhill stretches-the uphill pedalling is the responsibility of the passenger.

I wish England could be granted home rule.

 

[colly]

England now has home rule. Sadly we are still lumbered.

I wish upon a star

 

[Archie_tect]

This ain't Disney kiddo...

I vish to be a pengvin.

 

[colly]

You are a p-p-p-p-p Penguin. You have just been fed to Augustus Gloop.

I wish my dog would eat glass




and shoot diamonds.

 

[Spinney]

Your dog has eaten glass. It all passed through him without harm, and is now spread all over your carpet, mixed with the stuff that normally comes out of the back end of a dog.*

I wish I could concentrate on my work!


*what did the poor mutt do to have such a wish made???