Corrupt A Wish

[classic33]

You can concetrate on your work, you just aren't allowed to drink anymore tea.

I wish the streets of London were paved with gold.

 

[Spinney]

You can concetrate on your work, you just aren't allowee to drink anymore tea.

I wish the streets of London were paved with gold.

That one failed - I'm drinking tea right now!

 

[classic33]

That one failed - I'm drinking tea right now!

You'll have to get by without concentrating on your work then!

 

[Spinney]

OK - I'm doing that right now too!

 

[classic33]

OK - I'm doing that right now too!

So what about the streets of London being paved in gold.

.deriuqer lleps regnortS

 

[Spinney]

The streets of London are paved with gold. It's molten, and sets the whole city on fire.

I wish that the sun would shine more often.

 

[classic33]

The sun will shine for a few more years yet, however the cloud cover will block more of the sunshine out

May I live for a hundred times a hundred years, each hundred of them in turn!

 

[Shortmember]

You will live to exactly a hundred in a hundred lifetimes but you'll spend most of those lives worrying about how you will die each time you reach your hundredth birthday.

I wish the internal combustion engine could be uninvented.

 

[Archie_tect]

Smile, things could be worse.... there'd be 80 billion horses.

I wish the Chinese had specialised in indoor games.

 

[Scoosh]

The Chinese did specialise in indoor games - now the 200 billion of them are all playing table tennis and there is no escaping the noise, anywhere in the world.

I wish I believed in wishes.

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

You do believe in wishes but, due to the fact wishes have now been privatised by the Tories, each wish now costs £17.63 + VAT in order to make a profit for the share holders.

I wish I had the will power to give up tobacco products.

 

[Scoosh]

You have the will power to give up tobacco products, now you have found something much stronger ...

I wish I could compose a beautiful piece of music.

 

[Shortmember]

You will compose a beautiful piece of music and your first work entitled 'Symphony for the paper and comb' will be voted best album of 2013 by Tone Deaf Music Lovers Magazine.

I wish someone would create an app for my i-phone that reminded me when to change my underpants before they get too crusty.

 

[Scoosh]

An app has been created which wakes you up each day at 0500 with a LOUD SHRIEK and a picture of your undergarments. This should not be viewed more than once.

I wish I could bake like Mary Berry.

 

[TheDoctor]

You can indeed cook like Mary Berry.
You have both been in an oven together, for 45 minutes at gas mark 5 until golden brown.
I wish my hands weren't oily (just been fettling a bike onto a turbotrainer in the spare bedroom)