Cr@@py birthday to me

[Drago]

You can't be that squeamish Pat as you launder my Y fronts!

Sorry to hear what's happened Mr The Viking. Heres for a speedy recovery and a good birthday. I'm only a couple of months behind you, so you may take consolation in the fact that you're in your prime.

 

[HLaB]

Heal well and Happy Birthday

 

[derrick]

WARNING GRAPHIC INJURY DESCRIPTION.



Sorry to be so negative.. but I turned 51 today and spent half the day in A and E after slicing through two fingers at work with a Stanley knife...

One of the bosses took me down and another picked me 4 hours later when I said I was coming back in a taxi to get the car... I stayed at work until my finishing instead of taking their kind offer of going home... as couldn't face sitting at home on my own until Mrs V got home (i told her to go back to work when we came out)...

Mrs V got a lift out of work to sit with me at the hospital

Two heavily bandaged fingers. No possibility of cycling in case I break the stitches. So feeling pretty peed off with myself for being so careless.

On a positive got some good prezzies including some fab straight bars for the MTB off my mum.. a few books and most importantly my favourite Red wine off Mrs V (and other things from her as well... just the wines most appealing at the moment)

On a serious note due to 2 bouts of sepsis they told me to keep a close eye on the hand and if I have any doubts about it or any symptoms of sepsis to go straight back...

Fingers are throbbing and aching now. No tendon or muscle damage just straight to the bone on the finger tips

On a positive note got me out of a Calor gas delivery at work tommorrow which always seem to end up doing!

Enough about me hows your day been!

If it helps I flew out to Spain today. Weather forecast for the next three days is heavy rain.. Hope it heals quickly you could be out on your bike in a few days.Have a couple of weeks of work.Sorted.👍

 

[raleighnut]

 

[Drago]

Of course, in my day youd be back up the chimneys 6 minutes after accidentally lopping your foot off.

 

[tom73]

Hope you recover soon.
look at this way it means you can have your birthday all over again when your not at work.

 

[numbnuts]

Ouch GWS

 

[derrick]

Of course, in my day youd be back up the chimneys 6 minutes after accidentally lopping your foot off.

You are the biggest wuse I know.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Of course, in my day youd be back up the chimneys 6 minutes after accidentally lopping your foot off.

That's nowt! in my day you'd do that after a 12 hour shift in t'pit!!

 

[classic33]

That's nowt! in my day you'd do that after a 12 hour shift in t'pit!!

Why'd he want to lop his foot off between shifts?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Why'd he want to lop his foot off between shifts?

To get out of doing a hard day's work! Damned shirker!!

 

[vickster]

You need to change to an office job....although those paper cuts can be devilishly painful

Happy belated birthday

 

[furball]

No washing up for you. Some would call that a result.

 

[Slick]

Sounds nasty, I feel your frustration after a self inflicted injury, no job is worth that.

Hopefully you will get back on the bike soon.

 

[Mrs M]

Belated happy birthday
Best wishes for a good recovery
xx