Craption Competition day five point five!

[threebikesmcginty]

Excuse me, could you get Joanne Woodward's autograph for me?

 

[mickle]

Paul suddenly realised that the hedge had been covering the sign and it actually read:

Fresian's
Bike

Evry fule no it's a Hereford!

 

[Crackle]

Hawks, spits. "What kind'a city boy brings a bicycle to a rodeo...."

 

[benb]

I know I said I wanted a genuine leather saddle, but this is ridiculous.

 

[Leedsbusdriver]

That's the last time i do the Pamplona run on my bike.

 

[Fnaar]

... and so professional cyclists began to look to more natural methods of performance enhancement.

 

[Hacienda71]

I think I might have to flag this segment on Strava.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

The bull took exception to him touching up his late sister.

 

[tyred]

Use my sister's hide to make your Brooks saddle would you? I'll get you back you heartless b******!

 

[Chromatic]

The bull took exception to him touching up his late sister.

This should have said 'The bull took exception to him sitting on his late sister's face'

 

[Cubist]

Last time I order a farking Charge

 

[Fnaar]

I say, there appears to be a bull chasing me. I hope I can get my bike over this wooden fence in time, or lumme! I'll be in trouble, and no mistake!

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[4F]

Rich_P was really in a spot of bother this time, give me sheep any day he exclaimed.

 

[Beebo]

Paul Newman comes up against ferocious opposition when he suggests a new Beef Bolognese pasta sauce range.

 

[Rickshaw Phil]

Experimenting with Red Bull as a performance enhancer.