Craption Competition day five point five!

[Nigel-YZ1]

No! You're not riding on the bars!!

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Sourcing the meat for his boeuf contador recipe was proving surprisingly difficult.

 

[4F]

Surprisingly, Trevor had the horn.

 

[Dayvo]

Alberto Contador didn't want any more beef in him. And certainly not a horn.

 

[tyred]

You're nothing but a potential corned beef sandwich.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Paul entered what was described as being 'A high stakes' race, this wasn't the sort of steaks he had in mind!

 

[postman]

ok ok i didn't know she was your girlfriend,i take it off the menu.

 

[Norm]

Ok, ok, I'll recommend a bell over a horn next time.

 

[coffeejo]

Oh f***

 

[Arch]

Oh f***

Don't you mean "Oh, B*llocks!"

Bullocks, naturally...

 

[Nihal]

" Oi,get you own bike,will you.........wait...........oi,get that fence down will you???????"

 

[Nihal]

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[mickle]

Still time to vote.
Still time to enter also.

 

[Davidc]

Don't you mean "Oh, B*llocks!"

Bullocks, naturally...

Or even ..

A bullock's just a bull with no bollocks.

And if I ever get out of here you'll really know the difference.

 

[mickle]

Right then. I'm off to the Steiner School Olympiad bollox today so this capt.comp. will have to wait and be judged/counted on Monday.

So you can post more funny captions all weekend long! And don't forget to vote for any which make tea come out of your nostril.