cremation or liquefaction?

[Mr Phoebus]

A bit of all three such suffice.

 

[Crackle]

Mrs R is under instructions to stick me in a cardboard box, and bury me under a fruit tree. She is also under instructions to wait until I'm dead.

I see you as a prickly pear.

 

[Red Light]

Mrs R is under instructions to stick me in a cardboard box, and bury me under a fruit tree.

Will that make you a Fruit and Nut-case?

Sorry, couldn't resists, IGMC

 

[User482]

I see you as a prickly pear.

Mrs R suggested this apple tree.

 

[ianrauk]

when I'm gone.. burn me up, stuff me in some fireworks.. then... ooh.. aahhhh.. Preeety Fireworks...

Just like Hunter S Thompson

 

[Dayvo]

Personally promession seems the best way to be dealt with.

Yep +1, that's how I'd like to go - as long as it doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

 

[Banjo]

Remove any bits that could be used as organ donations then do what U like with the rest.

I quite like the method used by tribesman in the Himalayas, One man in the tribe is appointed to cut the bodies up into small pieces than put them out on a high ledge for the vultures to feast on.

Dont know if it would work well in a UK seaside town though......

 

[Headgardener]

If it's a seaside town then there'll be plenty of seagulls so should be OK.

 

[Red Light]

If it's a seaside town then there'll be plenty of seagulls so should be OK.

Be interesting walking along:

Splat!!!

Oh, hello George, wasn't expecting to see you. You look like shoot.

 

[XmisterIS]

Remove any bits that could be used as organ donations then do what U like with the rest.

I quite like the method used by tribesman in the Himalayas, One man in the tribe is appointed to cut the bodies up into small pieces than put them out on a high ledge for the vultures to feast on.

Dont know if it would work well in a UK seaside town though......

I want my bits removed, bottled and sold as sex toys in the third world ...