Cretinous cyclists
- Thread starter Blue Hills
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MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
there's a guy who wonders the streets of Lancaster swinging his poi around himself... he's a right nobber too.
Shut Up Legs
Down Under Member
The cyclist probably fit right in, after all don't many motorists juggle too? (driving, applying makeup, texting, talking, eating, etc.)
hobbitonabike
Formerly EbonyWillow
- Location
- Furness, South Lakes
I once passed a guy in a cycle lane riding a unicycle! He was awesome!! Can't say I think playing with your balls while your riding is a good idea though...major distraction surely?? This reminds me of...
The irritating living statue...before you know it we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!!!
The irritating living statue...before you know it we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!!!
OP
OP
- Location
- London
[QUOTE="EbonyWillow, post: 3214965, member: 22951"?] This reminds me of...
The irritating living statue...before you know it we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!!![/QUOTE]
ah yes, interesting for a short while sometime in the 80s, survived until recently to delight foreign tourists in London (maybe there's even one left paid for by the tourist board). I wouldn't entirely trust anyone who didn't have an entirely natural urge to just push them over.
Many jugglers I suspect have no personality/nowt to say** - fine if they just want to stand in the corner of the room at the party, other places less apprpriate.
** this guy's "novelty" specs also support this supposition.
Have you met***, he juggles, end of conversation ....
The irritating living statue...before you know it we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!!![/QUOTE]
ah yes, interesting for a short while sometime in the 80s, survived until recently to delight foreign tourists in London (maybe there's even one left paid for by the tourist board). I wouldn't entirely trust anyone who didn't have an entirely natural urge to just push them over.
Many jugglers I suspect have no personality/nowt to say** - fine if they just want to stand in the corner of the room at the party, other places less apprpriate.
** this guy's "novelty" specs also support this supposition.
Have you met***, he juggles, end of conversation ....
As opposed to cyclists, whose conversation about groupsets and detailed explanations of the history of road tax will liven up any party conversation
...and you never need to give the cyclists food at a party, they just feed of attention
