Cretins in the cycle lane ...

[Markymark]

If people are annoying you with their trolley, get something embarrassing from a shelf and drop it in when they're not looking.

 

[kedab]

I'm trying to picture this, was he in the police/fire/ambulance or the mascot for the local football team?

Ambulance

 

[Wankelschrauben]

Why the hell do they do it? Driving along in stop/start traffic jam on a perfectly wide road, nonchalantly drifting in and out of the cycle lane. I almost had someone hit me, so I stopped and angrily told her through her open passenger window, "please could you get your car OUT of the cycle lane so cyclists can get through!". The response ... "Y'wot?" as she munched on her chewing gum like a cow chewing the cud.

I had someone cut across me yesterday whilst in a cycle lane. I assumed she was allowing me to rest on her car so I wouldn't have to unclip, quite thoughtful of her really.

 

[downfader]

Gallows humour mode: keys in hand, rides past idiot blocking lane... scraaaape!!!