Criteria for avoiding films

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John the Monkey

Frivolous Cyclist
Location
Crewe
Anything with Adam Sandler.

Post Jackie Brown Tarantino.
 

Brandane

The Costa Clyde rain magnet.
I think it's called "an inability to suspend your disbelief". Something I struggle with more as I get older.
Possibly, but I would say a preference not to suspend my disbelief rather than an inability. As I said, there are the odd exceptions. But the thought of going to the cinema just to pass an evening, then pick a film to watch is alien to me. If I go to the cinema, it is because I really want to see a particular film (last visit was to see Spectre, and despite looking forward to it, I still fell asleep).
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Matt Damon are best avoided.


Note... anyone who dismisses a film because it's subtitled is a xenophobe (or possibly dyslexic).

The Green Mile

Mission Impossible - the first two, the rest were crap

Mrs Doubtfire

Matt Damon - give you that one, The Bourne films were his chance to make some great films, but unfortunately they were not true to the books.

My general rule:

Book adaptations - Lord of the Rings Trilogy was brilliant, but again missed/changed vital bits from the book. Harry Potter was pretty true to the books, but apart from those I tend to find most very disappointing.
 

MontyVeda

a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
The Green Mile

Mission Impossible - the first two, the rest were crap

Mrs Doubtfire

Matt Damon - give you that one, The Bourne films were his chance to make some great films, but unfortunately they were not true to the books.

My general rule:

Book adaptations - Lord of the Rings Trilogy was brilliant, but again missed/changed vital bits from the book. Harry Potter was pretty true to the books, but apart from those I tend to find most very disappointing.
the green mile bored me shitless... who wants to watch Tom fecking Hanks struggling to pee for god knows how many hours???

mission impossible... the TV series was ok in a nostalgic kind of way, the films were crap

mrs doubtfire... I'd rather eat my own ears than watch that again


each to their own :smile:
 

Lullabelle

Banana
Location
Midlands UK
the green mile bored me shitless... who wants to watch Tom fecking Hanks struggling to pee for god knows how many hours???

mission impossible... the TV series was ok in a nostalgic kind of way, the films were crap

mrs doubtfire... I'd rather eat my own ears than watch that again

The Green Mile was a fantastic story to read but so much was lost in the film, I rather enjoyed it but then I filled in a lot of blanks because I had read the story.
 

summerdays

Cycling in the sun
Location
Bristol
Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Robin Williams and Matt Damon are best avoided.


Note... anyone who dismisses a film because it's subtitled is a xenophobe (or possibly dyslexic).
I wouldn't agree with that... I tried watching one with subtitles a few weeks ago.... I spent the whole time reading the bottom of the screen that I gave up as I was missing all the visual stuff, facial expressions and body language. Mr Summerdays and baby Summerling did enjoy it, and I just asked questions occasionally to find out where the plot was going. Whereas I put subtitles on for one on Friday where I was occasionally missing some bits due to strong accents and that was fine as I didn't need to continually watch the bottom of the screen.
 

Supersuperleeds

Legendary Member
Location
Leicester
the green mile bored me shitless... who wants to watch Tom fecking Hanks struggling to pee for god knows how many hours???

mission impossible... the TV series was ok in a nostalgic kind of way, the films were crap

mrs doubtfire... I'd rather eat my own ears than watch that again


each to their own :smile:

Okay - what about Bridge of Spies?
 
OP
OP
Tenacious Sloth
Location
Huntingdon, UK
the green mile bored me shitless... who wants to watch Tom fecking Hanks struggling to pee for god knows how many hours???

I was almost tempted to add Tom Hanks to the list. Saving Private Ryan is the only thing that saved him. Should have done named the film " Saving Tom Hanks".

As for Castaway? Total Pish!

I did think his son was excellent in that episode of Band of Brothers though.
 
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