Critical Massholes

[Chris S]

http://www.chicagonow.com/urban-cyc...s-when-cyclists-are-the-problem-not-solution/

 

[Dan B]

My book, The Urban Cyclist’s Survival Guide, is a collection of lessons learned from more than 15,000 miles riding on city streets every day.

Someone should tell the Tommy Godwin challengers, they've been way upstaged by this chap.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

15,000 miles every day! He must be over the moon with that mileage....

 

[Dan B]

15,000 miles every day! He must be over the moon with that mileage....

The near side of the moon is about 235000 miles away, according to my fag-packet calculations. So he'd be over the moon after about 15-16 days. Assuming he could breathe and so on. He does say he invented a new bike helmet, maybe that was why he needed it

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

And there's the danger of critical masteroids....

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Would that make him a critical mastronaut

 

[robjh]

'masshole' just doesn't rhyme properly on this side of the Atlantic. It's not just any old hole he means.

 

[Dan B]

'masshole' just doesn't rhyme properly on this side of the Atlantic. It's not just any old hole he means.

The hole of the moon?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro

 

[robjh]

The hole of the moon?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu7AR0-FRro

Ah, critical mass rides at night. So that's what's got the author so hot under the collar and ranty.
Wait, don't the classic FNRttC's go near the full moon? Has dell been organising them in Chicago? (moonlighting ?)

 

[glenn forger]

nasty 5 year old piece of rubbish blog.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Completely bought in to the supremacy of motor vehicles.

 

[Subotai72]

This had me initially confused as in New Hampshire people refer to citizens of Massachusets as Massholes...

Although I liked this quote "Critical Massholes are to fundamentalist terrorists what Islam is to cycling" he just comes across as a bellend.

Some of his best friends are muslim don't you know?

 

[jefmcg]

also ...

who feel it’s their right to be able to ride helmet-less en masse because

 

[Banjo]

Personally i agree with a lot of what he says.

Critical mass rides do nothing good for cycling Imho

 

[TheJDog]

Personally i agree with a lot of what he says.

Critical mass rides do nothing good for cycling Imho

That's the only thing I agree with. Everything else I disagree with. He sounds even more insufferable than the people he's criticising.