Thanks, all. Xword now complete (not a prize one, though) from The Cambridge News & Crier!I was going to say 'epigram', Maz, but 'Nee the pits' got there premierement. Is that in this week's Beano or an earlier one?
How many letters?He becomes a pirate if he's been drinking before dinner.
EditedHow many letters?
Innumerate landlord.How many letters?
Innumerate landlord (9, 5, 2, 7, 7).