Crufts Dog Show

[Speicher]

The Crufts Show starts tomorrow at the NEC. You would think by now they would be used to heavy traffic at the NEC. However, it has been predicted that the traffic queues will be nose to tail.

Further congestion may arise, because of the lack of mini-buses to take Visitors to the Exhibition Halls. There will be no Bark and Ride service.

The, late last night, one of the Halls was broken into. The Police say they have no leads to follow.

 

[slowmotion]

However, it has been predicted that the traffic queues will be nose to tail

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Bone dry weather is forecast

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Before you carry on with these dreadful puns might I suggest you paws for a minute.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have been every year for the last 5 or 6 years.

I am (gladly) missing it this year.

Just don't tell Mrs CP, she thinks I can't get time off work.

 

[slowmotion]

Before you carry on with these dreadful puns might I suggest you paws for a minute.

That's simply terrier-ble...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

That's simply terrier-ble...

I'm being hounded out of this thread before I've started ...

 

[slowmotion]

You bet... and you can't retriever the situation

 

[Speicher]

That's simply terrier-ble...

That borders on the ridiculous!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I can't pug up with this any longer.

 

[Speicher]

I'll say shun anyone who criticises this thread.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Last time I went to Crufts it rained Cats & Dogs.

There were Poodles all over the road.

 

[ComedyPilot]

I won't be going this year due to recent bike thefts at the NEC.

I am worried about leaving my bike in case some thief tries to whippet.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Mrs CP doesn't believe my excuse for not going, but my reasons are bono-fido

 

[Crackle]

Will there be hot dog stalls at the show and with the recent breed furore will tongues be wagging, tales to tell and wot not?

 

[slowmotion]

I won't be going this year due to recent bike thefts at the NEC.

I am worried about leaving my bike in case some thief tries to whippet.

Oh, come on. It's not that licollie.

Maybe I have a cavalier attitude.