Last week I was out on the beers, missed the last tube and decided to walk the 7.5 or so miles back from Shoreditch to the Tooting Bec Common (yes, I'd certainly had a few).
Around Kennington way there was a chap trying to dock his Boris Bike in, absolutely leathered- the bike was on the floor and after walking round in circles a few times he staggered into the dock and proceeded to lie diagonally on it in a really awkward position. Who knows how he got there in the first place, really dodgy; goes to show however that the BoJo is a very appealing option to drunk people. If around Central late at night, you really have to watch out for them!
