We had a customer in a while back, seems some scrote had clocked him cleaning his sons motocross bike..
First time they took the window out if the side of the garage, left it propped up against next doors house but didn't manage to open the door. He blocked the window opening up.
Second time they started stripping the roof to get in through the top (quite common apparently).
A guy a few doors down heard someone outside his house, went to have a look and got smacked on the back of the head, laid him out (there's normally at least 2..).
The house is opposite a roundabout on a main road in full view, unbelievable really..