Cycle Bib tights help fast please.. contains mild reference to mens danglies.

[welsh dragon]

Are you offering to give a helping hand?

Has anyone got any tweezers handy?

 

[stephec]

Has anyone got any tweezers handy?

You're not going to pluck and shape as well are you?

 

[Ciar]

aren't tatties Scottish for spuds?

 

[yello]

Have you got them on the right way around?

 

[welsh dragon]

aren't tatties Scottish for spuds?

This isn't a cooking programme you know. Be serious and help the poor man out for goodness sake.

 

[stephec]

Well it sounds like his missus was close to roasting them yesterday.

 

[SteCenturion]

So you want to see a picture of an unsightly lump in Ste's tights?

I hope there's a spoiler alert if he shows that as I haven't had my tea yet.

I wouldn't even look at it myself.

 

[SteCenturion]

aren't tatties Scottish for spuds?

Oh yes.

They count as my 2 veg.

 

[SteCenturion]

Has anyone got any tweezers handy?

*<cough>*

Garden shears.

 

[Paulus]

Oh yes.

They count as my 2 veg.

What, no meat?

 

[marknotgeorge]

Doesn't it go down the leg?

 

[Fnaar]

This picture might help clarify leg length. I could *only* find a picture of the Assos woman, so it won't help on tackle matters (well, it might, but in a rather different way)

 

[ScotiaLass]

Has anyone got any tweezers handy?

Nurse!!!

 

[welsh dragon]

Nurse!!!

Nurse scotialass is ready for you now.

 

[stephec]

This picture might help clarify leg length. I could *only* find a picture of the Assos woman, so it won't help on tackle matters (well, it might, but in a rather different way)

She's tucked hers away nice and neatly.