Cycle chat virgin.....

[spandex]

Welcome I'll give you two days before your hooked

 

[Dayvo]

Greetings birdie1! Always glad to see more females here on the forum.

Hello Andy, as well! Long time no hear; hope all is well!

 

[Gerry Attrick]

Now then lass. Pull up a chair and make yourself welcome. Did you bring any biskits?

 

[Chuffy]

A virgin! Now then, where's me old deflowering tongs? <rootles about in outhouse>

 

[ComedyPilot]

Hello and welcome on board, enjoy the ride.

 

[Cathryn]

Hurrah...another girl! Welcome to the forum.

 

[Chuffy]

Hurrah...another girl! Welcome to the forum.

He might be a fifty years old accountant. Or an infinite number of typing monkeys. I think we should demand proof of gender/age/species when anyone joins.

 

[wafflycat]

A virgin! Now then, where's me old deflowering tongs? <rootles about in outhouse>

Baggy! Control your husband!

 

[Cathryn]

He might be a fifty years old accountant. Or an infinite number of typing monkeys. I think we should demand proof of gender/age/species when anyone joins.

You're so cynical!

 

[Chuffy]

You're so cynical!

You think that's really me in my avatar?


I am, in reality, a highly evolved shrew with a typing dacshund dachs chihauha as a companion.

 

[Cathryn]

I was hoping at least part of your avatar might be you!

 

[wafflycat]

You think that's really me in my avatar?

Gourd's too small for it to be a real photo of you Chuffers?

 

[Chuffy]

Baggy! Control your husband!

Naughty Waffles! I just need the tongs to steer the as yet unblemished newbie in the direction of Tea! so that she can be properly decontaminated by heavy doses of builders tea and slabs of cake. She may have been near salad and we can't afford to take chances....

 

[Chuffy]

I was hoping at least part of your avatar might be you!

It's the hat isn't it? Chicks dig the hat.

 

[Lardyboy]

Croeso as they say in this part of the world.