Cycle chat virgin.....

[RedBike]

This must be a wind up.

A female cyclist in Stafforhshire. Yer right.

 

[Iainj837]

Hello and birdie 1

 

[Andy]

Hello Andy, as well! Long time no hear; hope all is well!

Hey Dayvo, me old expensive Scandinavian beer drinking mate!! How are you, see you are now in Oslo, what's changed? We are all fine and doing well, that son of mine just seems to keep getting fitter while I, well, do I need to say much more? Not been a great year on the bike but hoping to get some good winter miles in for next year!

Sorry to take this off topic, keep the welcomes coming!

 

[yenrod]

Hi....Female cyclist new to this lot...Hello!!!! Would wheely like to chat about bikes....with same minded peeps..

Ive never had Woman admit to me that shes's a virgin

 

[Paulus]

Has the birdie flown already?

 

[Stan]

I've never had a Woman........

yenrod in "I've never had a woman" shocker

 

[Fnaar]

Welcome birdie1. But don't use the word "virgin" round here. Fnaar won't be able to contain himself.

wibble wibble

 

[Chuffy]

Are you still there birdie1?

Come back, we're harmless!

 

[TheDoctor]

Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome!
[/Cabaret]
I'll just put the kettle on and rustle up some border tart.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

A flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly.

 

[Chuffy]

A flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly.

And we've all enjoyed warming our hands on you.

So to speak.

But do come back!

 

[tdr1nka]

A flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very, very brightly.

Roy.

If you're going to paraphrase Bladerunner, do it properly.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

Love is like oxygen...

 

[tdr1nka]

Get too much, you get too high.

Sweet!(the)

 

[domtyler]

Ive never had Woman admit to me that shes's a virgin

Well come on, not many prostitutes could hope to get away with that one!