Cycle lane...do i have to use it

[BentMikey]

Of course the bus driver wasn't to know that. It's most likely he was just being ignorant and thinking cyclists have to use the lane, and can't use the road.

 

[pshore]

The only possible retort would have been to say to the driver ....

"To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect". And cycle off before he realises you called him a dumbass.

(Oscar Wilde quote).

 

[Matthew_T]

I definitely did hear it on here somewhere. Sorry if I was wrong though. That didn't mean the bus driver knew I was wrong.

 

[Matthew_T]

"To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect". And cycle off before he realises you called him a dumbass.

+1

 

[Arch]

I have a mental image of white gloves, white face and a flower in her hat......

And cycling into the wind, naturally.

 

[MissTillyFlop]

And cycling into the wind, naturally.

I keep buying invisible dogs, but I keep losing them.

 

[Tim Hall]

Mimed someone drinking out of bottle, smashing bottle - then pointed to the floor.

Fantastic. Such presence of mind.

I try to say something with a touch of class like "you sir, are a chucklehead, and a badly dressed one at that". I never have time, and my mouth overtakes my synapses so what comes out is more like "Garhhhhwankerrr".

 

[Cubist]

And cycling into the wind, naturally.

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