CycleChat Government.

[ufkacbln]

I'll take home secretary.

I've met a few secretaries I would like to take home!

 

[jefmcg]

Apart from one slight genetic anomaly, I'm there!

There is an old, dirty joke that would be apposite here. The punchline is "It's half worked: it's turned black"

@victor you'd have to be High Commissioner. Australia and Britain can't exchange ambassadors because they both have the same head of state.

 

[Diggs]

I've met a few secretaries I would like to take home!

You'll be ideal for Government then!

 

[welsh dragon]

Your giving fubar a job? Bloody hell.

 

[KneesUp]

I would have thought @Fnaar would be best suited to Foreign Secretary as I believe he has a keen interest - in fact I am led to believe that he is often to be found in quieter areas of the park discussing Ugandan affairs with Miss Goodbody

Can I be Chancellor by the way?

 

[pplpilot]

Can I be 'getting rid of the Royal family and putting the money we give them to better use, and while im at it making the UK a secular state' minister?

 

[TVC]

Does Marmion get to dress up as Nicola Sturgeon? I know he wants to, he's got the wig and everything.

 

[ufkacbln]

You'll be ideal for Government then!

Perhaps, Minister for Scandals?

I can misbehave, get sacked and then reinstated when everyone realises it was an innocent mistake

 

[Shut Up Legs]

There is an old, dirty joke that would be apposite here. The punchline is "It's half worked: it's turned black"

@victor you'd have to be High Commissioner. Australia and Britain can't exchange ambassadors because they both have the same head of state.

I think you're missing the point of this thread.

 

[Sara_H]

I would have thought @Fnaar would be best suited to Foreign Secretary as I believe he has a keen interest - in fact I am led to believe that he is often to be found in quieter areas of the park discussing Ugandan affairs with Miss Goodbody

Can I be Chancellor by the way?

I was just thinking we need a good chancellor to work out the spending.
I usually just set up monthly direct debits for everything but I suppose its a bit more complex in government?
We should be able to fund everything with all the money we'll save on road repairs, since I more or less banning most private motor vehicle use.

 

[KneesUp]

I didn't pitch much for the job of Chancellor - apologies - I was supposed to be ringing through a take away order. Besides, just assuming you will be chancellor seems to have worked out ok for Gideon Osbourne, the future Baron Osborne of Ballentaylor and Ballylemon, so I assume that it all one has to do.

I would like to re-nationalise buses, trains and trams.

 

[Sara_H]

Can I be 'getting rid of the Royal family and putting the money we give them to better use, and while im at it making the UK a secular state' minister?

Well, I quite like the idea of secular society, but I also like a good nativity at primary school.

 

[Berk on a Bike]

You'll need an energy secretary (overseeing gels, flapjacks and suchlike)

 

[Shut Up Legs]

Also every cyclist should be provided with a taxpayer-funded domestique!

 

[Edwardoka]

@Fubar as deputy pm?! just because he took the role of intrepid fearless leader on the ride to islay and back doesn't give him a mandate to govern!