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I'll be in the cabinet. The drinks cabinet. 

fark that. You daffodils can kick yourselves into line. I'm after a career in the diplomatic service.
Can I be EMIGRATION minister for Scotland? I'd need a much bigger in-tray than Pat!Can I be immigration minister for Scotland?
We're keeping the current roads for cyclists, horses, skateboarders etc and building a new limited network for motorised transport.Can I be EMIGRATION minister for Scotland? I'd need a much bigger in-tray than Pat!
I don't think @Sara_H would have me in her Government when I couldn't possibly agree with her transport policy. BUILD MORE ROADS - and I'll consider voting for you. Do it like France - take the heavy traffic onto toll motorways and leave the existing roads nice and quiet for the rest of us. Oh, and maintain them like the French do.
Calm down, calm down (said Harry Enfield scouse style). You can be chief diplomat.fark that. You daffodils can kick yourselves into line. I'm after a career in the diplomatic service.
Only a big clot would take on a controversial post like that!Health secretary? I seem to have covered most conditions...
Or @ColinJ for health secretaryjust saying...
You'll make a great PM; the U turns have started alreadyWe're keeping the current roads for cyclists, horses, skateboarders etc and building a new limited network for motorised transport.
No!Can I beejucashunedyookationedgeucationin charge of schools and that?