CycleChat Government.

[jayonabike]

I'll be in the cabinet. The drinks cabinet.

 

[SatNavSaysStraightOn]

Health secretary? I seem to have covered most conditions...

Or @ColinJ for health secretary just saying...

 

[Pat "5mph"]

@Fubar as deputy pm?!

Absolutely, I second that! Dontcha know that the assistants, everywhere, are the ones getting things done?
Can I be immigration minister for Scotland?

 

[Sara_H]

@Fubar as deputy pm?! just because he took the role of intrepid fearless leader on the ride to islay and back doesn't give him a mandate to govern!

Yebbut, he came up with the fab CenterParcs idea!
SatNav and ColinJ can fight over health.

 

[cosmicbike]

Bags minister for transport. I'll soon have them pesky cyclists paying road tax, wearing helmets and putting number plates on the back of their saddles...

 

[theclaud]

@theclaud

fark that. You daffodils can kick yourselves into line. I'm after a career in the diplomatic service.

 

[Brandane]

Can I be immigration minister for Scotland?

Can I be EMIGRATION minister for Scotland? I'd need a much bigger in-tray than Pat!
I don't think @Sara_H would have me in her Government when I couldn't possibly agree with her transport policy. BUILD MORE ROADS - and I'll consider voting for you. Do it like France - take the heavy traffic onto toll motorways and leave the existing roads nice and quiet for the rest of us. Oh, and maintain them like the French do .

 

[Sara_H]

Can I be EMIGRATION minister for Scotland? I'd need a much bigger in-tray than Pat!
I don't think @Sara_H would have me in her Government when I couldn't possibly agree with her transport policy. BUILD MORE ROADS - and I'll consider voting for you. Do it like France - take the heavy traffic onto toll motorways and leave the existing roads nice and quiet for the rest of us. Oh, and maintain them like the French do .

We're keeping the current roads for cyclists, horses, skateboarders etc and building a new limited network for motorised transport.

 

[Sara_H]

fark that. You daffodils can kick yourselves into line. I'm after a career in the diplomatic service.

Calm down, calm down (said Harry Enfield scouse style). You can be chief diplomat.

 

[Sandra6]

I think I should be minister for children because I have lots of them and they all know how to behave in pubs and caravans.

 

[ColinJ]

Health secretary? I seem to have covered most conditions...

Or @ColinJ for health secretary just saying...

Only a big clot would take on a controversial post like that!

 

[Brandane]

We're keeping the current roads for cyclists, horses, skateboarders etc and building a new limited network for motorised transport.

You'll make a great PM; the U turns have started already .

 

[winjim]

Can I be ejucashun edyookation edgeucation in charge of schools and that?

 

[Dave 123]

Can I be Secretary of State for defence

And de gate

And de path

And de old, bad jokes?

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Can I be ejucashun edyookation edgeucation in charge of schools and that?

No!