Cyclechat investigates...Iran

[Drago]

Of course. The oil is compensation for the WMD that Blair spent billions not finding.

I've heard that in America olmos actually called "SUV juice".

 

[classic33]

So what to do? They've clearly got no sense of humour, and didn't get the joke when The Donald wound them up, and now they've pinched a British flag ship and are having a sulk.

We've sorted out the Moon, now it's time to thorn our hands to World peace.

There might be a problem with the poll, I've just managed to vote a second time.

 

[Drago]

I've just managed to vote a second time.

That is the Republican way.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Surprised Boris hasn't revived Grayling as the man made such a success of his ferry contracts. He'd sort out this shipping and get us out of this strait

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Contra indications show they may send him back.

Well who would blame them? We'd hope that they would discover the swap until we got the boat back.

 

[classic33]

Well who would blame them? We'd hope that they would discover the swap until we got the boat back.

It's a Swedish vessel, so maybe it'll be a turnip for the books.

 

[Globalti]

Quietly compensate the owners of the ships then do absolutely nothing. The Iranians would soon lose interest in the game.

 

[Drago]

Put a squad or a short company of Gurkhas or Marines on each tanker before they leave port. Tool them up with 50 cals, Minimi's, LAWs and AWM's, and give them instructions to shoot anyone or anything in green that comes within a mile of the vessel. Pick them up by helo as they enter the Indian Ocean and fly them back for the next one. The Revolutionary Guard will only try it once before learning that lesson.

 

[classic33]

Put a squad or a short company of Gurkhas or Marines on each tanker before they leave port. Tool them up with 50 cals, Minimi's, LAWs and AWM's, and give them instructions to shoot anyone or anything in green that comes within a mile of the vessel. Pick them up by helo as they enter the Indian Ocean and fly them back for the next one. The Revolutionary Guard will only try it once before learning that lesson.

Don't the Marines, UK % US, wear green?

 

[Drago]

Probably best to shoot US marines first, before they get a chance to call in an air strike on us.

 

[DRM]

Only problem is our wonderful MP’s made experienced members of the Armed Forces Redundant, sold off vehicles at auction and parked up our Warships &robbed them for parts, maybe we could muster up a few Scouts from the rougher areas of the UK, they could mug the Revolutionary Guard, go joyriding in there landing craft, paint tags on their helicopters and torch their armoured vehicles

 

[Drago]

If they government want to hire contractors I'll sign up for a 3 mo th contract and the chance to pop some 556 at an Iranian help, just so long as they give us M4's and not the poxy UK 556.

 

[Edwardoka]

If they government want to hire contractors I'll sign up for a 3 mo th contract and the chance to pop some 556 at an Iranian help, just so long as they give us M4's and not the poxy UK 556.

Nurse! Nurse! He's at it again! This time he thinks he's Jesse Ventura in Predator...

 

[classic33]

Nurse! Nurse! He's at it again! This time he thinks he's Jesse Ventura in Predator...

It was mentioning the marines that did it. He thinks he's John Wayne.

 

[Edwardoka]

It was mentioning the marines that did it. He thinks he's John Wayne.

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