Cyclechat investigates...Iran

[Gravity Aided]

Now that's punishment!

 

[Edwardoka]

Well, the thermonuclear option has taken a lead. Bloodthirsty lot.

Yeah, after the poll is over I may try and hack the database server* to see who voted how, that you may dispense justice with a stout stick.

* I'm not going to hack the database server

 

[Drago]

Israel wouldn't hesitate to hack the server and plant a load of extra votes on the nuke option. They know how influential the Cyclechat Investigates crew really are.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

His utter incompetent handling of this tells you what you need to know about Boris.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...-five-years-in-iran-nazanin-zaghari-ratcliffe

 

[Drago]

Wwwhhhooo there buddy, don't get too political! This is a laugh thread!

 

[Kajjal]

With the chaps olde Johnson is appointing to his cabinet the world will be Truly terrified, even Trump is grovelling to gain favour now. They don’t like it up them these foreign types.

 

[Drago]

Suddenly Farage doesn't seem so bad after all...

To be fair, while I never intended it as such this has got a bit political. If the mods want to move this to the politics, duelling and knife fighting forum then I'd understand.

 

[lane]

I voted nuke them - but in all honesty I am torn between that and the letter. Don't worry though I'm sure Borris can make thinks worse without our help.

 

[Profpointy]

Corbyn solution . Its the only way to sort the world out.

We simply lay down and give them everything they ask for.

I thought they were asking for the deal we'd all previously agreed to, and maybe not have the Royal Marines sieze their ships. Not a wholly outrageous want to be fair

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Suddenly Farage doesn't seem so bad after all...

To be fair, while I never intended it as such this has got a bit political. If the mods want to move this to the politics, duelling and knife fighting forum then I'd understand.

Let's give it another page to see how it develops

 

[DRM]

This is dead easy, we sneak into their oilfields and add another pipe that diverts the flow into a fleet of oil tankers off shore, drain the lot, then ship it ASAP to Teeside to be processed therefore fueling the northern powerhouse and providing the region with riches to blow on beer and parmos, then we tell Iran to keep the tanker they nicked, before they realise all the oil has gone, after which we can stand at the other side of the straits of hormuz sticking two fingers up at them in the style of Kes, or send a strongly worded letter instead

 

[classic33]

This is dead easy, we sneak into their oilfields and add another pipe that diverts the flow into a fleet of oil tankers off shore, drain the lot, then ship it ASAP to Teeside to be processed therefore fueling the northern powerhouse and providing the region with riches to blow on beer and parmos, then we tell Iran to keep the tanker they nicked, before they realise all the oil has gone, after which we can stand at the other side of the straits of hormuz sticking two fingers up at them in the style of Kes, or send a strongly worded letter instead

That part actually makes sense.

 

[Mugshot]

I have every confidence that Raab will sort it, right after someone has shown him where Iran is on a map and explained why we get stuff brought into the country on ships.

 

[postman]

I'm thinking along the lines of, "which is the one true religion?"

Answer Queen and i claim my £5.Thank you.

 

[Edwardoka]

Doesn't anyone else find it odd that British shipping has a presence in the Strait of Hormuz at all? What could we possibly have to do there anyway?

Oh wait, all that oil we liberated from Iraq.