Drago
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Well, according to various news sources Keir Starmer was jolly upset at being put down in yesterdays PMQ's. Seething with rage he is alleged to have sought out Boris in the corridor and given him both verbal barrels.
Allegedly.
Which got me thinking...which politician would win had they come to blows?
Keir doesn't look super fit, but is probably in OK shape for his age. He's a bit taller than Boris, and physics is the main player when deciding these things, and the reach will do him no harm. On the other hand, he was full of rage and righteous fury, which means he wasn't thinking tactically.
Let's be honest, Boris is a bit of a lard-O. On the other hand, he does jog and cycle so he does get at least some exercise. On the plus side of the ledger hes not a shouter and screamer, and we all know that in a bar fight its the quiet ones you need to be most wary of.
So, if it had come to blows, who would have prevailed?
PS. This is just a bit of light hearted bants for a cold winter morning. Please don't turn it into a politcal thread or, even worse, mention the bleeding B word.
Allegedly.
Which got me thinking...which politician would win had they come to blows?
Keir doesn't look super fit, but is probably in OK shape for his age. He's a bit taller than Boris, and physics is the main player when deciding these things, and the reach will do him no harm. On the other hand, he was full of rage and righteous fury, which means he wasn't thinking tactically.
Let's be honest, Boris is a bit of a lard-O. On the other hand, he does jog and cycle so he does get at least some exercise. On the plus side of the ledger hes not a shouter and screamer, and we all know that in a bar fight its the quiet ones you need to be most wary of.
So, if it had come to blows, who would have prevailed?
PS. This is just a bit of light hearted bants for a cold winter morning. Please don't turn it into a politcal thread or, even worse, mention the bleeding B word.