CycleChat Pro cycling team

[Mad Doug Biker]

We could save a fortune by not having kit!

COUGH COUGH FAMILY COUGH COUGH FORUM COUGH!!

Erm, anyway.

 

[Oldspice]

Please inform the team that 'I don't do hills'......'rain'......'frost'......'heat'.....

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

This is how the first race would go !

scence on the team bus.
Team coach : Ok guys, do your best, this is our first race.
Team : Ok Coach,
Team coach : Have you all got your helmets
-------------------- season ends before the debate finished on the bus

 

[snorri]

Let's abandon this plan, it'll only end in tears.
I've been reading the papers today and it turns out there has been a lot of dirty work in pro cycling, looks like these bounders have been on the sort of stuff most parents warn their children about.

 

[Oldspice]

But i've just got myself ready for my massage.......bunny slippers don't grow on trees you know!

 

[ufkacbln]

Let's abandon this plan, it'll only end in tears.
I've been reading the papers today and it turns out there has been a lot of dirty work in pro cycling, looks like these bounders have been on the sort of stuff most parents warn their children about.

Not......

 

[HovR]

I guess we'd need some drinks to re hydrate us whilst racing... Tea anyone?

 

[Oldspice]

I think we should change the team Doctor

 

[EltonFrog]

For gods sake! Why can't you people take this seriously!

<flounces off in a cloud of talc>

 

[EltonFrog]

COUGH COUGH FAMILY COUGH COUGH FORUM COUGH!!

Erm, anyway.

That picture, the one up there^^^^, if I'm honest, I could have gone the rest of my life quite happily not ever seeing that! Oh well!

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Where do you stick your energy gels

In your helmet?

 

[Beebo]

Do we have to have a purge on historic illegal drug usage?

How many CC'ers would still be in the team?

 

[Archie_tect]

I had a paracetemol last Friday....

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

..does chocolate count as EPO?

 

[fimm]

Surely the team would only be able to cycle in the dark in the direction of the sea?