TheDoctor said:
The hill was in the Tour. Not me. I wasn't in the Tour.
Just thought I'd make that clear.

Wouldn't want you all thinking I was a pro, or any good at cycling or nuffink.
Or spelling, even!
Don't worry Doc.... Fellow Americans, we all have our own personal mountains to conquer. Our own steep slopes to scale, scree slopes to surmount, ridges to rise over, peeks to pass, terrain to top, pinnacles to pursue. And with love, care, passion, pride, devotion, and above all, sincerity, we can ascend those searing buttresses of life and one day look down upon what we have climbed and say to the world:
"Jeez I'm fickked and sweating like a rapist. Why the fickking fick can't I get a fickking bacon butty up here eh?"