Cycles - what gender are they?

[User]

 

[Arch]

Mine are all male.

 

[vernon]

Bits of metal plastic and rubber are genderless.

 

[Arch]

Bits of metal plastic and rubber are genderless.

oh, I dunno, there are certain types of shop that might disagree....

What gender are batteries?

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Of my three bikes; 1 male, 1 female and the other is post op-transexual...

 

[slowmotion]

Mine is absolutely certainly flamboyantly gay.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

All guys I guess.
Actually, have always wondered more what type of loco they would be.

I always thought my Raleigh Max Ogre was a class 87, as it was big and substantial, but could still go quickly, but of late, I have realised it's actually a Western.

I'll get me coat.

 

[rusky]

All guys I guess.
Actually, have always wondered more what type of loco they would be.

I always thought my Raleigh Max Ogre was a class 87, as it was big and substantial, but could still go quickly, but of late, I have realised it's actually a Western.

I'll get me coat.

Hold on, you forgot your tartan thermos

 

[Fnaar]

My roadie is a bloke, straight, hardworking. My MTB is a Scottish fisherman with a thick woollen jumper. Having a fling with the postmistress, he is.

 

[thomas]

My motorbike is female...my bicycle is neither. I'd say more man if anything.

 

[ELL]

Mine is absolutely certainly flamboyantly gay.

With how sore my arse is after a 4 hour ride I would have to agree

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hold on, you forgot your tartan thermos

That was in the water bottle cage thingy.


As for my other bikes, I have yet to decide what they are, although when I started looking at a bike to get, I looked at the Pashley models and quickly deduced that a Roadster '26 would be a Black 5 and the Guv'nor, probably something like a Jubilee or even at a push, a rebuilt Duchess.

Seeing as I have neither bike however, I can't elaborate any further.

 

[biggs682]

when all ok they are males , when wrong female

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ouch!! surely it would be the other way round??


Oh yes and my Dad's old bike is certainly my Dad when he was younger and my Mum's bike is a lady (it being a woman's bike is a bit of a giveaway).

 

[Hover Fly]

That was in the water bottle cage thingy.


As for my other bikes, I have yet to decide what they are, although when I started looking at a bike to get, I looked at the Pashley models and quickly deduced that a Roadster '26 would be a Black 5 and the Guv'nor, probably something like a Jubilee or even at a push, a rebuilt Duchess.

Seeing as I have neither bike however, I can't elaborate any further.

I reckon my ruby flam. Mercian is a Midland compound, in fact when I was ordering it and came to decide on the colour, well what other colour can something from Derby be?