spindrift said:
Toothpaste squirted on a rubber band makes an ideal substitute for chewing gum.
Here are a few other handy money-saving tips:
An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
Sweetcorn fans - save money on loo paper by simply pouring the stuff straight down the pan.
SAVE petrol by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and help.
OLD contact lenses make ideal 'portholes' for small model boats.
INCREASE the life of your carpets by rolling them up and keeping them in the garage.
TAKE your dustbin to the supermarket with you so that you can see which items you have recently run out of.
NO TIME for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.
EXPENSIVE hair gels are a con. Marmalade is a much cheaper alternative, but beware of bees in the summer.
Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
Make bathtimes as much fun for kiddies as a visit to the seaside by pouring a bucket of sand, a bag of salt and a dog turd into the bath.
Give up smoking by sticking one cigarette from each new pack up a fat friend's @rse, filter first, then replacing it in the box. The possibility of putting that one in your mouth will put you off smoking any of them.
(someone else who enjoys some of Viz's Top Tips
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Naah, a vet will routinely treat them for fleas and ticks if they're brought in underweight or injured. Doesn't seem to do them any harm.
