Cycling tips, in rhyme. I'll start:-

[smokeysmoo]

TBH I've just Googled 'Bicycle limerick' to get some ideas but instead found THIS

A bloody bicycle shop in Limerick, what's the odds eh?

 

[Cyclist33]

When riding on a busy road
Please do observe the Highway Code.
For if you're killed by dangerous drivers
They can be sued by your survivors.

 

[Cyclist33]

Recumbentists: a note of caution:
Do not succumb to over-torsion.

 

[Saluki]

Don't go to Halfords for a BSO
Or, to work on the bus, you'll go
An LBS for a proper bike
Will give you a hobby that you will like.

 

[Cyclist33]

For hilly riding you may find
It helps to go where you're inclined.

 

[Fnaar]

TBH I've just Googled 'Bicycle limerick' to get some ideas but instead found THIS

A bloody bicycle shop in Limerick, what's the odds eh?

There was a young lass on a bike
Who fancied a go on a trike.
The position, reposed,
From her head to her toes,
Attracted a certain amount of attention from the local lesbian community.

 

[betty swollocks]

You'll meet your maker
If you're not a good braker.
So maintain them well
And you won't go to hell.

 

[Cyclist33]

When stopped at the lights with a fellow cyclist
Always enquire of their current bike list.

 

[TVC]

I've got a bike,
you can ride it if you like.
It's got a basket,
a bell that rings,
and things to make it look good.
I'd give it to you if I could,
but I borrowed it.




*This might not entirely be my own work.

 

[Cyclist33]

Until you have blown a month's pay on a wheelset
Some factions will claim that your hobby's not real yet.

 

[roadrash]

if you want to index gears
then simply watch this vid
you dont have to struggle for years
like me and others did


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzvfCaIbyQ

 

[roadrash]

its called the mickle method
its a way to clean your chain
spend a couple of minutes after your ride
years of service you will gain

 

[Drago]

If enough isotonic you do sup
Then rest assured you will throw up

 

[Brandane]

When out on a ride and you do see,
A large hill in front of thee;
If you think you're pushing your luck,
Turn around and ride like .........
The wind.

 

[Drago]

If you love helmets then don't be a pratt
By telling your brothers on Cyclechat.