Cycling with your top off?
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Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Tops off anywhere other than the beach or swimming pool is unacceptable.
Only oiks take their t shirts off.
Only oiks take their t shirts off.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
Acceptable, but I wouldn't do it myself, because like the roads I ride on, there are too many bumpy bits that shouldn't be there.
Tom B
Guru
- Location
- Lancashire
Couldn't give two hoots about what I look like, but i dont fancy coming off with not top on, even the thin layer of fabric gives some degree of scuff, scrub, graze protection.
Having spent about 1 hour in hospital having stones picked out of my skin from my knee to my cheeks with tweezers having slid off on a newly tar chipped road its something i am a bit squeemish about.
Having spent about 1 hour in hospital having stones picked out of my skin from my knee to my cheeks with tweezers having slid off on a newly tar chipped road its something i am a bit squeemish about.
djb1971
Legendary Member
- Location
- Far Far Away
No!
If you're a man I don't want to see your moobs wobbling.
If you're a woman, it'd hurt my eyes trying to watch them bounce up and down.
If you're a man I don't want to see your moobs wobbling.
If you're a woman, it'd hurt my eyes trying to watch them bounce up and down.
Hill Wimp
Fair weathered,fair minded but easily persuaded.
It's just wrong
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
That's exactly what I was going to say.
Topless anywhere but on the beach, in a swimming pool etc is just nasty.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
You can do a lot with car spray paint and a bit of masking tape these days
I sometimes take mine off on the canal towpath, I like to get a tan. If anybody cycles the Rodley to Keighley stretch, you may have seen the 2 middle aged women (in good shape - not together) who cycle the canal in tiny lycra shorts and bras!
Last autumn, evening, I saw a fat middle aged man cycling towards me, he was naked, I stared, yep, he was naked. Bleedin 'ell! It was a bit scary as it was on a lonely stretch of the towpath near Thackley.
As he got closer I could see that he had small pair of black cyling shorts on, his gigantic gut had draped down and over sides of his lower body. 
Last autumn, evening, I saw a fat middle aged man cycling towards me, he was naked, I stared, yep, he was naked. Bleedin 'ell! It was a bit scary as it was on a lonely stretch of the towpath near Thackley.
As he got closer I could see that he had small pair of black cyling shorts on, his gigantic gut had draped down and over sides of his lower body. 
GrasB
Veteran
- Location
- Nr Cambridge
No... doesn't matter how good you look just NO!
JoeyB
Go on, tilt your head!
- Location
- Fareham, Hampshire
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
I've worn nothing on top of my bibshorts a couple of times. Makes me look like a Victorian strong man on a bike.
