I feel persecuted, discriminated against and violated just because I am a ...Cyclist!! Yes it's true, I get abuse hurled at me on the road, suffer numerous attempts by white van man to kill me each day and now the ultimate insult... ...Wifey has banned me from keeping my cycling clothes in MY cupboard!! Yes, I know it's beyond belief but there it is...I am relegated to keeping all my new gear in the studio with all my guitars and recording equipment...has she no heart??? Doesn't she understand that sweaty bib tights strung out on fender stratocasters are not condusive to anti rust and spandex tear policy? Does she not care that stinking grease stained shorts are not available in colours to match the auralex acoustic foam wall treatment? ...direct me to the classified sections...I have a wife for sale!